Mali ka ng pinasukang C.R. Anong gagawin mo?
Posted 1 month ago / 783 notes / Via: israelmekaniko

israelmekaniko:

OPTION #1: The “Hayok Mode”

Girls: Bastos! Hindi mo ba alam na pambabaeng CR to?!

You: ( sabay baba ng zipper) Baket? Pambabae din naman to ah? wink*

——

OPTION #2: The “Pa-B3kZ Mode”

Girls: ”Bastos! Hindi mo ba alam na pambabaeng CR to?!”

You: T3h! Hihiram lang ako ng BB cream! (…

Posted 2 months ago / 41,002 notes / Via: sarcasticnursejess

nightnursenotes:

sexxxpensive:

Real shit.


I must be a goddamned genius.

nightnursenotes:

sexxxpensive:

Real shit.

I must be a goddamned genius.

(Source: itsonbitch)

Posted 2 months ago / 294,855 notes / Via: sarcasticnursejess

ghost-anus:

Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

When my patient is NPO and his blood sugar won't go above 90 so I have to keep giving D50 and sticking his finger every 20 minutes.
Posted 2 months ago / 76 notes / Via: sarcasticnursejess

sarcasticnursejess:

strangelysweet1985:

mydaywasworsethanyours:

imageNot fun at all!

Um doc? Can we please run some damn D5 in them fluids???

I had a patient that had a BG in the 30s on admit to the ER. They were given D50, brought it up to 100s. Got up to the floor, BG like 27… patient is awake and…

Posted 2 months ago / 327,173 notes / Via: sarcasticnursejess

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

Posted 2 months ago / 375,513 notes / Via: sarcasticnursejess

sarcasticnursejess:

sailingsolo:

loki-dokey:

sunnymurasaki:

wtfml:

adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

image

I actually cried laughing.

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.

I teared up laughing and my dog came over to make sure I was all right. 

(Source: videohall)

Hospital Taking Patient Satisfaction Scores Way Too Serious
Posted 2 months ago / 173 notes / Via: cranquis

gomerblogworld:

www.gomerblog.com

Hospital Taking Patient Satisfaction Scores Way Too Serious

CHICAGO, IL – “Simply outrageous,” were comments expressed by physicians and nurses in regards to how hospital administrators were implementing new management policies at Mercy Hospital….

Posted 2 months ago / 92 notes / Via: sarcasticnursejess

thedarksideofnerd:

What coffee drinker are you?

thedarksideofnerd:

What coffee drinker are you?

Posted 2 months ago / 107,113 notes / Via: sarcasticnursejess

sarahseeandersen:

Friendly reminder that I am in fact female.

sarahseeandersen:

Friendly reminder that I am in fact female.

(Source: sarahseeandersen)

Posted 2 months ago / 195 notes / Via: nightnursenotes

randomandsillythoughts:

Leaving the unit after a particularly stressful day with the patient from hell…and you know you won’t be back tomorrow.

randomandsillythoughts:

Leaving the unit after a particularly stressful day with the patient from hell…and you know you won’t be back tomorrow.

SATORI justineyyySatori (悟り) (Chinese: 悟; pinyin: wù; Korean 오; Vietnamese ngộ) is a Japanese Buddhist term for enlightenment that literally means "understanding". In the Zen Buddhist tradition, satori refers to a flash of sudden awareness, or individual enlightenment, and is considered a "first step" or embarkation toward nirvana.

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